You Will Now Watch Tila Tequila Have (Bigoted) Sex

This bra doubles as an anti-illuminati slingshot.
This bra doubles as an anti-illuminati slingshot.

When erstwhile reality star Tila Tequila began ranting about how she believes Hitler did nothing wrong, it wasn’t difficult to read between the lines and figure out something else was coming. If that was your inclination, you were right, because Operation Shock and Disgust has ultimately lead up to the release of a brand new Tila sex tape (that you will grudgingly watch but not admit to).

TMZ reports Tila’s taking a page from the Farrah Abraham book of tricks and releasing a “very hardcore” sex tape. Unlike her previous tape, featuring a gaggle of vapid women, this one features a dude.

Meanwhile, she’s doubled down on Facebook posts about how the Jews, the New World Order and the Illuminati are out to attack her massive, uninformed¬† breasts. Here is one such post:

I TOLD YOU… THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE I AM SHE. TILISIS AND THESE ARE GOD’S WARNINGS & MESSAGES TO THE PEOPLE. I SPEAK THE TRUTH & THEY WANT TO SLANDER GOD’S TRUTH? THAT IS OK BECAUSE AT LEAST THEY ARE SPREADING GOD’S MESSAGE ALBEIT UNWITTINGLY!! GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS AND WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!!!! – Tilisis

And honestly, who doesn’t want to see god’s messenger get nailed in an abandoned house in the San Fernando Valley?

Tune in next week when we run a DNA test on the dude she bones in the sex tape and discover he’s a secret Jewish ninja trying to stop her from giving up the secrets of International Banking. With his penis.