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Baby shade is the best shade of all!

We didn’t post much between Thanksgiving and New Year’s (there are only two of us and we don’t get paid for this) (yet, anyway) (hey, wanna pay us for this?) but that doesn’t mean we weren’t paying attention. As we get back into the swing of things, here are some recent stories from our favorite sites and beyond to catch you up:

Kim Kardashian‘s engagement ring is literally the size of a human fist. [Fishwrapper]

Even babies know Jenny McCarthy is full of shit. [Dlisted]

James Avery, aka the Fresh Prince’s Uncle Phil, passed away. :( [IDLYITW]

Kris Jenner is still the most awful mother in the history of awful mothers. [Amy Grindhouse]

What goes around comes around: Tori Spelling‘s husband Dean McDermott might have a side-piece. [Celebitchy]

Proof that Mariah Carey desperately needs a new look. [Seriously OMG]

Justin Bieber‘s new documentary left a mushroom cloud in theaters. [THR]

Shia LaBeouf isn’t just a plagiarist. He’s a dick, too. [FilmDrunk]

Britney Spears debuted her new Vegas show to great fanfare. Then Miley Cyrus showed up and made it all about her. [TheSuperficial]

The best and worst celebrity fashion of 2013, with plenty of snark [NYMag via Go Fug Yourself]

And finally, it may be hard to pick just one from this list overflowing with asshattery, but go vote for Asshole of the Year anyway. [Asshole of the Day]