The Jonas Brothers are about to drop their first album in four years, so they sat down with Out magazine to talk about that, getting older, Miley Cyrus (who’s clearly become some sort of goddamned pop culture Rorschach test), and all those old rumors about one or more of them liking the peen.
Joe: We have a lot of gay friends and gay fans. It’s a boy band stereotype; people assume, but we don’t take offense.
Nick: Prior to us being a band, I was a super theater geek. I loved theater and I still do, and I care about fashion, and I care about a lot of things that I feel like stereotypes are attached to.
Joe: [Being in Out] is a moment for us for sure. We keep saying, “Well, it’s about time.”
Perhaps because Kevin is married, he didn’t feel the need to chime in here. His wife is also pregnant, so maybe that’s supposed to serve as past penile geotagging.
So despite the picture above (and the accompanying photo shoot), the story they’re going with is that all three of them are straight. Okay, I can buy that.
But shouldn’t someone have asked how they’re related to Renee Zellweger?