Here’s what Nicki Minaj wore tonight, and since it’s basically just some fishnet, a pair of thigh-high patent boots and a few strips of electrical tape, I’m thinking Ellen DeGeneres has already scratched her off next year’s costume possibilities.
After Ellen DeGeneres offered Nicki Minaj the use of her bras and was shot down, it only seems natural that she would dress as Nicki for Halloween in one of the best costumes we’ve seen this year.
Ellen took the stage and addressed the audience, showing everyone her prominent “boom booms” and her “super bass” before launching into a little mini-twerk. And unlike Julianne Hough, she didn’t opt to go the blackface route.
Nicki Minaj took time out of her busy schedule of being a living troll doll to stop by “Ellen” for an interview (set to air on Friday), during which Ellen DeGeneres noticed Minaj was wearing a jacket with no shirt — prompting a discussion of undergarment etiquette.
“If you need to borrow a bra from me, you just let me know,” Ellen chuckled.
Nicki, quickly realizing DeGeneres was in on the international Illuminati Bra Conspiracy, responded by dropping a truth bomb:
“I don’t like bras. I don’t. I hate bras. Don’t you? Bras are like, the devil.”
Just like Charlie Daniels says in that classic tune, “The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking to trap some sweater cannons in a cotton prison.”
You tell ’em, Nicki! Fight the good fight! DOWN WITH ANTI-MAMMARISTS!