So here’s a video of Alejandro Rojas, a ufologist and writer at Open Minds Magazine (which deals in such topics), monotonously discussing how he took the Kardashian Klan out to visit Area 51 for a recent episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”
Kris, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and Bruce piled into an RV along with Travis Walton – alleged abductee – and set out looking for UFOs or some other 2spooky phenomena. Basically, they just drove into the desert, got close to the signs bordering Area 51, and were spotted by guys in scary “Men In Black” vehicles who sat there watching them until they left.
The best part of this is that Rojas seems to think that the Kardashian interest will somehow lend credibility to the subject of ufology, which is so utterly misguided, we don’t know where to begin. He also asserts “they were all super smart,” which is even less believable than the claim that aliens have crash-landed on Earth.
Unfortunately, none of our famewhore friends were abducted. Possibly because the aliens recognized that Bruce was one of them.
Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian Koven, is 16 years old and quasi-famous only because one of her big sisters made a porno and got the family a reality franchise. So of course she’s part of Hollywood’s new generation of enfants terribles.
On Oct. 18, the 16-year-old “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star reportedly cruised into a luxe Beverly Hills hotel around 8:30 p.m. with her longtime friend Jaden Smith, 15, and a group of other young pals.
According to a hotel source, Kylie was in “a good mood” – that is, until she requested employees provide her and her pals alcohol and bottle service.
An insider claims that when Kylie was turned down, she berated the hotel host, asking, “Do you know who I am?” The source adds that the reality star also declared the swanky hotel “not worth her time.”
We’re told the host held firm as Jenner stormed out of the bar with her entourage while reportedly cursing that the establishment was “f–– lame.”
“She was a complete nightmare,” says the hotel source. “She started out really nice. But when she didn’t get what she wanted, it was like someone flipped a switch.”
The fact that someone said this happened isn’t surprising. The fact that People reported it is — because of all the media outlets, it’s the most celeb-friendly (generally it’s just an echo chamber for publicists). So when it spills dirt, it’s not speculation. That shit happened, yo.
Today, Kylie dropped some wisdom (or at least as much as a girl who’s besties with the empty vessel of Jaden Smith can drop).
And to all the young girls out there just like me, carry yourself with class and dignity and don't let ANYONE determine your future
If you’re snickering at her definition of “class” and “dignity,” just remember she was raised by Kris Jenner, who has no problem with a 16-year-old girl getting manicures like this or posting photos like this. Everything’s subjective.