The Kardashians Visited Area 51 and Weren’t Abducted. Damn You, Aliens.

So here’s a video of Alejandro Rojas, a ufologist and writer at Open Minds Magazine (which deals in such topics), monotonously discussing how he took the Kardashian Klan out to visit Area 51 for a recent episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”

Kris, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and Bruce piled into an RV along with Travis Walton – alleged abductee – and set out looking for UFOs or some other 2spooky phenomena. Basically, they just drove into the desert, got close to the signs bordering Area 51, and were spotted by guys in scary “Men In Black” vehicles who sat there watching them until they left.

The best part of this is that Rojas seems to think that the Kardashian interest will somehow lend credibility to the subject of ufology, which is so utterly misguided, we don’t know where to begin. He also asserts “they were all super smart,” which is even less believable than the claim that aliens have crash-landed on Earth.

Unfortunately, none of our famewhore friends were abducted. Possibly because the aliens recognized that Bruce was one of them.

Either way, the truth is out there.