Guy Fieri and His Hairdresser Had a Bitchfight

Guy Fieri and his hairdresser, Ariel Ramirez, had just touched down in San Francisco International Airport on Saturday when all the booze they’d consumed during the flight kicked in and a glorious, drunken slapfight erupted.

Footage shows Ariel beating up on Guy through their car’s open doorway, sobbing uncontrollably and screaming about how Guy is a “fucking dickhead” – something everyone else figured out years ago. He also slips around in the dirt as Guy kicks him away from the vehicle.

TMZ says that eventually Ariel was kicked out and and he took a cab back home with Guy’s manager, and they quote a source saying it was “dudes being dudes.” Super emasculated, sad dudes.

Meanwhile, Guy’s rep says that the two have patched things up since, but there’s still no word on what started the fight. Maybe Guy cooked him some of his “food.”