Nicki Minaj’s Breasts Will Not Abide Your Evil Constraints

Nicki Minaj took time out of her busy schedule of being a living troll doll to stop by “Ellen” for an interview (set to air on Friday), during which Ellen DeGeneres noticed Minaj was wearing a jacket with no shirt — prompting a discussion of undergarment etiquette.

“If you need to borrow a bra from me, you just let me know,” Ellen chuckled.

Nicki, quickly realizing DeGeneres was in on the international Illuminati Bra Conspiracy, responded by dropping a truth bomb:

“I don’t like bras. I don’t. I hate bras. Don’t you? Bras are like, the devil.”

Just like Charlie Daniels says in that classic tune, “The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking to trap some sweater cannons in a cotton prison.”

You tell ’em, Nicki! Fight the good fight! DOWN WITH ANTI-MAMMARISTS!