Miley Cyrus, inexplicably chosen by Barbara Walters as one of 2013’s “Most Fascinating People” even though attentionwhores are pathetic and not fascinating at all, finally revealed why her tongue has spent much of this year taking suicide leaps out of her mouth.
“I get embarrassed to take pictures. That’s actually the truth,” Cyrus told Walters. “I’m so embarrassed, because people are taking pictures of me, and I just don’t know how to– I don’t know how to smile, and just be awkward, so I stick my tongue out, because I don’t know what else to do.”
The struggle, you guys. THE STRUGGLE.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) December 14, 2013
She only did all that because she was embarrassed. Not because she wants you to look at her every second of every minute of every hour of every day. Not that at all. Miley’s too much of a shrinking violet for that.
And now you know just how stupid she thinks you are.