Miley and Liam Confirm They’re Officially Over


Quelle surprise: Reps for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth confirmed to People that yes, their clients have used each other for all the publicity they can so they’re calling off their engagement.

But because People is the fat-free vanilla frozen yogurt of media outlets, we had to infer the dirt. It’s cool, though. “Sources” always seem willing to blab to other sites.

“Liam and Miley are completely done and broken up,” one insider tattled to Us Weekly, with another adding, “She wants nothing to do with him, and vice versa. It’s bad.”

Others told E! Online the breakup was “Miley’s decision, after coming to grips with Liam being what she believed was less than faithful to her.”

E’s sources also say Liam is spending today moving out of Miley’s crib, which means sometime tomorrow, he’ll be free to publicly sext January Jones all he wants.

Changes to Miley’s behavior, on the other hand, will probably be imperceptible. She’ll just be swinging naked on construction equipment without an engagement ring on.