That Girl Robin Thicke Groped Wants More of Your Attention, Please

Life & Style
Life & Style

After Robin Thicke grabbed Lana Scolaro’s ass during a VMA after party, a huge scandal erupted. (Who would have thought a guy who sings about date rape would use his celebrity to casually molest women who aren’t his wife?) Now she’s saying it was more than an ass-grab — they hooked up.

Lana scored an interview with Life & Style, which we guess will print anything now (take that, Us Weekly!), and she claims Robin’s wife Paula Patton was just a few feet away while he felt her up. And while he supposedly had his hands all over her, he said Paula was “chill” about such things. But it was cool because, you know, blurred lines.

Lana goes on to say all three of them later went to party being held in someone’s hotel suite. “I went to the bathroom, and when I came out he was standing there,” she said. “He turned off the lights so no one could see us, and he started making out with me. He was grabbing me. He was like, ‘I want to get you into bed!’”

So far, so good. We can all see Robin Thicke acting like this. But the story falls apart when Lana reveals the pickup line he allegedly used on her: “I just love the fact that you’re so young.”  (What the hell does that even mean?)

Anyway, the two apparently tried to have sex but “kept getting interrupted” because fancy hotel rooms don’t have doors that lock. So instead they exchanged numbers.

For his part, Thicke’s rep says Lana is “just a girl looking for some attention,” and that Paula and Robin aren’t concerned about her.

In the meantime, Lana killed her Twitter account dead. It must not pay for interviews the way the tabloids do.