It’s Cute How Special Kylie Jenner Thinks She Is

Behold the Queen of the Children of the Corn
Behold the Queen of the Children of the Corn

Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian Koven, is 16 years old and quasi-famous only because one of her big sisters made a porno and got the family a reality franchise. So of course she’s part of Hollywood’s new generation of enfants terribles.

From People:

On Oct. 18, the 16-year-old “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star reportedly cruised into a luxe Beverly Hills hotel around 8:30 p.m. with her longtime friend Jaden Smith, 15, and a group of other young pals.

According to a hotel source, Kylie was in “a good mood” – that is, until she requested employees provide her and her pals alcohol and bottle service.

An insider claims that when Kylie was turned down, she berated the hotel host, asking, “Do you know who I am?” The source adds that the reality star also declared the swanky hotel “not worth her time.”

We’re told the host held firm as Jenner stormed out of the bar with her entourage while reportedly cursing that the establishment was “f–– lame.”

“She was a complete nightmare,” says the hotel source. “She started out really nice. But when she didn’t get what she wanted, it was like someone flipped a switch.”

The fact that someone said this happened isn’t surprising. The fact that People reported it is — because of all the media outlets, it’s the most celeb-friendly (generally it’s just an echo chamber for publicists). So when it spills dirt, it’s not speculation. That shit happened, yo.

Today, Kylie dropped some wisdom (or at least as much as a girl who’s besties with the empty vessel of Jaden Smith can drop).

If you’re snickering at her definition of “class” and “dignity,” just remember she was raised by Kris Jenner, who has no problem with a 16-year-old girl getting manicures like this or posting photos like this. Everything’s subjective.