Maybe This Is Why Kristen Stewart’s Such a Mess

Who could blame her?
Who could blame her?

Kristen Stewart is the most miserable rich famous white girl ever. And once you see her childhood home, it’ll all make sense.

Curbed reports KStew’s dad (who’s apparently a stage manager of some sort) just put the Los Angeles house on the market for $1.75 million. The front looks pretty unassuming, and the listing details — five bedrooms, six baths, three fireplaces and two wetbars, plus a sauna, pool, barbecue and firepit — are fairly standard for pricey L.A. real estate.

Then? Things kinda go off the rails.

The backyard is artistically molded into [an] “Alice in Wonderland” theme with hand painted murals … and an oversized chess board.

Jesus. No wonder Kristen’s so warped. She probably spent her youth idolizing that pissed-off Queen of Hearts and losing a whole lot of games of life-sized chess.

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[h/t Gawker]