Kristen Stewart is the most miserable rich famous white girl ever. And once you see her childhood home, it’ll all make sense.
Curbed reports KStew’s dad (who’s apparently a stage manager of some sort) just put the Los Angeles house on the market for $1.75 million. The front looks pretty unassuming, and the listing details — five bedrooms, six baths, three fireplaces and two wetbars, plus a sauna, pool, barbecue and firepit — are fairly standard for pricey L.A. real estate.
Then? Things kinda go off the rails.
The backyard is artistically molded into [an] “Alice in Wonderland” theme with hand painted murals … and an oversized chess board.
Jesus. No wonder Kristen’s so warped. She probably spent her youth idolizing that pissed-off Queen of Hearts and losing a whole lot of games of life-sized chess.