The Many Faces of Bruce and Kris Jenner Are Calling It Quits


So it turns out having reality show cameras up your ass 24/7 isn’t so good for a marriage, because Bruce Jenner and The Mother have split.

Here’s their joint statement to E! Online:

“We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”

Well, that’s what Bruce said anyway. Kris’ statement was more like “now that I’m more famous than he is I don’t need this loser anymore so I’m ghosting,” but that’s hard for Ryan Seacrest to read through a Botoxed permasmile so they went with Bruce’s statement instead.

TMZ says no one’s filed for divorce nor is anyone all that interested in doing so since they “don’t want to screw up their reality show … which is raking in $40 mil for the family.”

You know, the same family that’s their “number one priority.”