If the San Francisco Giants Never Win Again, It’s All Kanye West’s Fault

Thanks for the curse, Kanye. Thanks a whole lot.
Thanks for the curse, Kanye. Thanks a whole lot.

Once upon a time, the Boston Red Sox sold Babe Ruth, aka “The Bambino,” to the New York Yankees. What followed was an 86-year period during which the (previously super successful) Sox didn’t win a single World Series title — something that was blamed on the “Curse of the Bambino.”

Earlier this week, Kanye West demurely (it wasn’t demure) proposed to Kim Kardashian in the middle of AT&T Park, home of the San Francisco Giants. And now pissed-off Giants fans are terrified the act may have cursed the beloved ballpark, leaving the team with the “Curse of the Famewhore-o.” (Shut up. I like symmetry.)

You couldn’t sully Dodger Stadium, Kanye? You live in Los Angeles. Keep that shit at home.

Next thing you know, you’ll be wearing Van Halen t-shirts and breaking up the band.