Justin Bieber Is Still Starting Fights His Bodyguards Have to Finish

Isn't it past your bedtime?
Isn’t it past your bedtime, brah?

A few days ago, Justin Bieber posted a photo of himself pulling several Gs so he’d look like he had muscles, and I mused that if he keeps working out, he might someday win fights like a man instead of letting his bodyguards do the dirty work (as is his way). But that day has not yet come.

This weekend, the Boy King was clubbing (shirtless, natch) in South Korea when he tut-tutted the EDM selections of DJ Michael Woods, stormed the booth, and demanded he play some hip-hop instead. Woods then read the world’s collective thought-bubble and spoke on behalf of us all with his response:

“Fuck off and put some clothes on.”

But before anyone could organize a ticker tape parade in Woods’ honor, Justin supposedly sucker-punched the guy’s tour manager, Alex Madden, and then went wee-wee-wee all the way home — right behind his stalwart posse of bodyguards. Who grabbed Madden by the throat.

Michael told the story thusly:

 
Then Alex chimed in:


 
TMZ reports the host of the party in question, celebrity jeweler Ben Baller (yes, the same guy who made Amanda Bynespink diamond grill), says that while there was a “heated exchange over the music,” it never actually got physical.

But Alex rebutted:


 
Just a guess, but I’m pretty sure it would involve a live dismemberment.

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