Joe Jonas Admits He’s Among the Cast of Thousands Who’ve Dumped Taylor Swift

The Jonas Brothers (who I didn’t even know were still a thing) recently went on E!’s “Fashion Police,” and Joe Jonas told Joan Rivers what has long been suspected: Yes, he’s to blame for at least some of Taylor Swift‘s insipid music — because he once broke her heart.

When Joan mentioned Joe is the brother who dated and then ghosted on Taylor in 2008, he replied, “I think it’s me and a few others, but yeah.”

“You did it over the phone, and you got three songs written about you,” Joan went on, causing Kevin Jonas to pipe up with, “We still haven’t seen the royalty checks.” (We, kemosabe? Did you help write the break-up text?)

Oh, by the way, yes — word has it Joe did the deed via text. They’d been together for more than a year and he didn’t even have the stones to talk to her in person. Dick move, dude.

Blerg. It’s hard to know who’s worse here: Joe Jonas for dumping someone via text, or Taylor Swift for … well, for being Taylor Swift.