Grumpy Cat, our favorite feline who remains not at all entertained, has just reached the pinnacle achievement of stardom. No, she didn’t show up in a skeevy, badly-lit sex tape — the adorably frowny faced ball of fur (whose real name is Tardar Sauce) got an endorsement deal with Friskies.
But we feel the need to warn her: Endorsements can be tricky. Even if you have nine lives, a single wrong step can cost your one chance at the big bucks. Here are just a few ways Grumpy Cat could screw up her new Friskies payday if she doesn’t check herself.
She could get caught eating a competitor’s product.
She could have a meltdown, develop a split personality and think she’s a dog.
She could have Kanye’s baby.
She could admit to making racist comments.
Or — worst of all — she could perform an embarrassingly lewd dance on TV.