Farrah Abraham Gives Up On Motherhood


It does not take the most astute thinker to realize that teen mom/rubber vagina model Farrah Abraham probably isn’t the best parent in the world. And it seems Farrah kind of agrees now, because she’s throwing up her hands and shipping little Sophia off to her parents while she continues her bid to sign pictures of her boobs in every strip club in the country.

Farrah sat down with In Touch Weekly (via Celebslam) and explained how she gave the “It’s not you, it’s me” talk to a four-year-old:

These days, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham spends most of her time appearing at strip clubs or giving interviews. But she insists time apart from daughter Sophia, 4, isn’t hurting the little girl. “It’s healthy that we have a break,” claims Farrah, 22 (whose dad lives near her and Sophia in Texas). “She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I’m doing mine.” (Print Edition – 10/14)

It turns out getting paid for anal sex is a lot easier than you know, feeding kids and shit.

Sure, it seems like a terrible choice to abandon your child to get drunk and hawk sex toys. Except this is really a personal victory for Sophia. Her mom may not be in her life, but at this rate giving the kid to a transient hobo or Charlie Sheen would be an upgrade. Plus she gets to “do her own thing.”

And if Sophia is ever in need of a mother’s touch, they can always buy her a large chunk of plastic.