Today in LOLWUT, the bewigged, bewitched and bewildered Donald Trump lowered the boom on the exiled Edward Snowden:
Message to Edward Snowden, you’re banned from @MissUniverse. Unless you want me to take you back home to face justice!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 21, 2013
Reached for comment from his undisclosed Russian location, Snowden sighed and didn’t say, “Well, shit. There goes my Saturday night … I guess I’ll just have to stay in hiding instead of going out to ogle and objectify women.”
“Also, could Donald Trump BE more of a shameless attentionwhore? For chrissakes. And they said I brought shame to America.”