Courtney Stodden and Her New Lips Prepare to Terrorize Gotham

Why so collagen?
Why so collagen?

Just when you thought Courtney Stodden was done replacing body parts, she strikes again – this time asking “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star and plastic surgeon Paul Nassif to plant the above monstrosity onto her face.

She posted this selfie to Twitter not long ago from her lair as she planned new ways to kill Bruce Wayne (possibly by strapping lethal joy buzzers to her breasts). She also thanked Paul for the “new pout”:

https://twitter.com/CourtneyStodden/statuses/387719728904409088

We’d make some other Batman quip about how she’s going to kill us all with her advanced knowledge of chemistry, but we’re not even sure she can spell chemistry.” So you’re probably safe.

Probably.