Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Split, Prove Love Is Dead

Oh, like you don’t wear stripper heels on the beach

Before she became the human blow-up doll she is today, Courtney Stodden was a 16-year-old child bride whose creepy parents sanctioned her marriage to the even creepier 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. But after three years of standing steadfastly by her side (mainly to keep her from toppling over in her Lucite heels), Doug’s been abandoned like a newborn on prom night.

“Courtney has called it quits on her marriage,” a source told Radar. “She is done with him and he’s totally heartbroken.”

Seems everything went to hell when Courtney’s recent stint on “Celebrity Big Brother UK” showed her she didn’t need a man after all (and also what it felt like to flirt with guys who weren’t old enough to vote during the Carter administration).

“Courtney has changed so much since being in [the ‘Big Brother’] house,” another insider told the Daily Mail. “She is more independent and just wants to have fun like any 19-year-old.”

RIP true love.