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Courtney Stodden and Her New Lips Prepare to Terrorize Gotham

Just when you thought Courtney Stodden was done replacing body parts, she strikes again – this time asking “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star and plastic surgeon Paul Nassif to plant the above monstrosity onto her face.

She posted this selfie to Twitter not long ago from her lair as she planned new ways to kill Bruce Wayne (possibly by strapping lethal joy buzzers to her breasts). She also thanked Paul for the “new pout”:

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We’d make some other Batman quip about how she’s going to kill us all with her advanced knowledge of chemistry, but we’re not even sure she can spell “chemistry.” So you’re probably safe.

Probably.

Aw. Justin Bieber’s Moobs Finally Came In.

When Justin Bieber isn’t peeing in mop buckets or toking up or being carried around like the delicate flower he is, he hangs out with a personal trainer who puts him through grueling daily paces that include 100 daily reps of “I must, I must, I must increase my bust.”

And it looks like all that hard work finally paid off — because here’s Bieber and the aforementioned trainer, who looks totally smug about the fact that Justin busted out of his training bra and is now a solid B cup.

Keep up the good work, Biebs. Someday, you may even be able to win bar fights fair and square.

[Photo via Instagram]

Kim and Kanye Put Their Baby in a Straitjacket and Took a Picture

Until now, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had only seen fit to show one photo of spawn North to the world (and, going completely against type, they released the shot themselves without being paid for it or anything). But since Kim just got an assload of designer baby clothes, she apparently thought this was a good time to post a more recent picture of the kid who’ll eventually wear them.

So. Here she is. She’s, uh, still a baby. Just an older one now, because that’s how time works.

She also appears to be bound in some sort of straitjacket, indicating that perhaps she required restraints after learning who her parents are. And that they gave her a name that should come with a therapy fund.

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Well, These Should Kill Billy Ray Cyrus Dead [NSFW PHOTOS]

Sorry for two Miley Cyrus posts in a row (it makes us unhappy too) but Terry Richardson just posted a slew of new shots of her.

Some are NSFW, which is why they’re after the jump, but there are really no surprises here: His photos still look like they’re done on ’70s porn sets, she still wears her daddy issues on the outside, and the rest of us are still just collateral damage.

On the upside, she’s doing her part for the American economy by keeping a fleet of waxers employed. Oh, and she won’t have to bother with the pasties again. Continue reading Well, These Should Kill Billy Ray Cyrus Dead [NSFW PHOTOS]

Demi Lovato Dyed Her Hair Blue

Demi Lovato has always been my favorite of the recent batch of Disney girls, largely because unlike most of them, she can actually sing and seems to give not a single eff what you think about her. (She also punched out a Jonas Brothers backup dancer a few years ago, and while that apparently happened when she was in the midst of a nervous breakdown, it’s always endeared her to me.)

Anyway, Demi’s been blonde and brunette, and when she was on Leno last night, we saw she’s now Smurfed. (Is that what you call blue-haired? If it’s not, it should be.) It looks pretty badass, too.

Kim Kardashian’s Boobs. Let Her Show You Them.

There have been snide rumors for months that Kanye West and Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci are having a torrid affair, thus explaining why they — separately or collectively — keep putting Kim Kardashian in comically unflattering outfits. Catty as that is, maybe it’s true, because otherwise we’re supposed to believe she spent four months away from the cameras — only to show up again looking like this?

Kim’s Paris Fashion Week ensembles have ranged from the mundane to the “no seriously, what is that,” and this dress definitely fell into the latter category. Insiders say she hasn’t lost all the baby weight she wants to, and since it’s the second clavicle gown she’s worn this week, I can only assume she’s trying to draw focus up up and away from her hips.

And speaking of her hips, the cutouts there seem to be revealing her Spanx. And while Spanx may be a girl’s best friend (trust me, Marilyn would’ve thought so too), they aren’t meant to be seen. It’s like wearing knee-high hose with a skirt.

Between this and the braless floppy boobs, it’s like Kim Kardashian spent her four months in hiding becoming someone’s memaw.

The Jonas Brothers Used the Gayest Photo Possible to Declare Their Heterosexuality

The Jonas Brothers are about to drop their first album in four years, so they sat down with Out magazine to talk about that, getting older, Miley Cyrus (who’s clearly become some sort of goddamned pop culture Rorschach test), and all those old rumors about one or more of them liking the peen.

Joe: We have a lot of gay friends and gay fans. It’s a boy band stereotype; people assume, but we don’t take offense.

Nick: Prior to us being a band, I was a super theater geek. I loved theater and I still do, and I care about fashion, and I care about a lot of things that I feel like stereotypes are attached to.

Joe: [Being in Out] is a moment for us for sure. We keep saying, “Well, it’s about time.”

Perhaps because Kevin is married, he didn’t feel the need to chime in here. His wife is also pregnant, so maybe that’s supposed to serve as past penile geotagging.

So despite the picture above (and the accompanying photo shoot), the story they’re going with is that all three of them are straight. Okay, I can buy that.

But shouldn’t someone have asked how they’re related to Renee Zellweger?

Here Are the Ugly Designer Clothes Kim Kardashian’s Baby Will Soon Be Forced to Wear

It’s been a few months since Kim Kardashian gave birth to baby girl North West and then promptly began ignoring her. But even though Kim left little Nori at home and jetted off to Paris Fashion Week, she still can’t forget about the kid — because a bunch of bourgeois fashion designers keep giving her baby clothes.

And since Kim can’t turn down free designer clothing any more than she can turn down film crews wanting to record a sham wedding, here are a few of the choice outfits that she’s thoughtfully posted to Instagram (mistakenly assuming people want to see them and not pictures of her ass).

First up we have a lab coat from Maison Martin Margiela, just in case North wants to cook Gerber meth or animate a dead body. Because what kid doesn’t want their own lab coat? Specifically before they can speak — a vital time for science experiments. Granted, when your parents are Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, learning about science (or anything other than the family tree) will probably not be encouraged. Continue reading Here Are the Ugly Designer Clothes Kim Kardashian’s Baby Will Soon Be Forced to Wear

It’s Times Like This We’re Really Glad Justin Bieber’s Not American

Aside from squeezing out some sponges, things have been relatively quiet on the Justin Bieber front lately. But that’s only because his world tour was on break. Once it cranked up again, the Biebs went back to being the glaring exception to that whole “Canadians are awesome” rule.

While in China on Monday, he had his bodyguards hoist him on their shoulders and carry him — like the pretty pretty princess he is — to the top of the Great Wall. (Maybe he was afraid he’d break a heel.)

Later that day, he made his bodyguards really earn their keep by forcing them to run alongside him as he skateboarded through the streets of Beijing. Continue reading It’s Times Like This We’re Really Glad Justin Bieber’s Not American

Scott Eastwood and His Pecs Send Their Regards

Scott Eastwood, son of Clint, let everyone know he existed with that shirtless Town & Country photo spread last week — and judging by his Instagram account, he hasn’t worn a shirt since.

The SCOTT SMASH shot above was captioned, “Trying to out flex the tank. Not working,” and had a string of hashtags that seem to indicate he’s shooting a movie with Brad Pitt and “Shia Laboof” (or Shia LaBeouf, if you’re nitpicky about spelling).

Then there’s the shot below, which will only write another chapter in Scott Eastwood’s Big Book of Manly Manliness:

Most of the comments on the picture are, needless to say, soaked in drool and swoon and a need for clean undies. And then there was the realist who posted “who even gardens like that?” as though they were genuinely concerned about Scott getting dirt down his crack or blisters on his ungloved hands during this not-at-all staged photo-op.

Go home, commenter. You’re drunk.