Call the UN: Miley Cyrus Unfollowed Liam Hemsworth on Twitter


Us Weekly says Liam Hemsworth has once again fallen prey to icy “Mad Men” actress January Jones — with whom he supposedly hooked up earlier this year — causing Miley Cyrus and her wayward tongue to petulantly unfollow him on Twitter.


The Aussie “Hunger Games” star was already way above Miley’s pay grade (something that became really apparent after she channeled an epileptic demon at the VMAs), and he’s supposedly “mortified” by her desperate grabs for attention.

Sources also told Radar Online the couple is “on a break,” saying Miley’s “racy new look and sort of ghetto attitude isn’t exactly what [Liam] signed up for,” and adding that while he’s a “serious actor with a growing career,” she’s “just turned into a joke.”

Meanwhile, Liam’s mouthpieces earned their keep by telling E! Online, “The story of Liam Hemsworth and January Jones is entirely fabricated by Us Weekly. There is no truth whatsoever to this tabloid fiction.”

“We know this,” they didn’t add, “because if he’d mated with January, she’d already have eaten him.”

Sharon Osbourne Boned Jay Leno. Sweet Dreams!

Because “The Talk” is a show that nobody really watches, it began its new season yesterday by having co-hosts expose dirt on themselves and other celebrities in a segment called “Big Secret.” That’s when Sharon Osbourne claimed to have had a hot and torrid “fling” with Jay Leno when she was 25.

Sharon, now 60, said it all started when she made a prank phone call to Jay (we’ll go out on a limb and say drugs were involved), which lead to him coming to her home. She wasn’t dating Ozzy yet, and so she and Jay carried on for a few months before the future “Tonight Show” host/ex-host/host again met the “love of his life,” Mavis, whom he married shortly thereafter.

As if all this information wasn’t enough, Osbourne’s co-host Julie Chen — clearly a complete and total masochist — asked how Leno was in bed. Sharon said she couldn’t remember because it was “so long ago,” but she did say Jay was a good kisser. (Ozzy might be, too, but we’d imagine he probably just confuses her for Judy Dench a lot and screams at her for trespassing in his house.)

Anyway, this whole thing is a little bit like imagining Mary Poppins shacking up with your creepy uncle. It’s something you don’t want to think about, but it’ll keep you up at night nonetheless.


Lance Bass’ New Fiance Is Really Pretty


Lance Bass proposed to his boyfriend of a little less than two years, model Michael Turchin, during Southern Decadence in New Orleans this weekend. But, according to an Us Weekly source, not before he “texted his future husband’s parents to ask for their permission first.” (Lance, love you, but … some things are worth an actual phone call.)

Regardless, Michael said yes and tweeted his joy early this morning:

Lance followed up with the photo above (showing Michael wearing his black diamond engagement ring) and they both look super happy — so as someone who unironically loves ‘N Sync and literally and without shame squee’d when they reunited at the VMAs, I wish Lance all the best.

But having perused his new fiance’s Instagram account, looks like he’s already getting it. Because, uh, damn.