Even though lots of familiar faces were present when Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian, one distinctive (and disturbing) face wasn’t – Bruce Jenner‘s. That’s because Kanye didn’t even invite him.
TMZ reports that Bruce didn’t learn of the engagement until after the fact, and that he and Kanye have never had a “real conversation.” (Implying any of the Kardashians know what a real conversation is.)
It’s not clear why Bruce wasn’t invited, but if cake was served afterwards they probably just wanted everyone to have an appetite. And even though Bruce is her step-dad, Kim considers him her real father, and he got the first call after the engagement. How sweet.
Of course, If Bruce had gone, he probably would have gotten into an argument and been turned into a newt by Kanye’s Yeezus powers. And trust us, you do not want to see a newt with Bruce Jenner’s head. Everything worked out for the best.