Bruce Jenner Is Getting Rid of His Adam’s Apple

Yeah, his trachea is what's wrong. Just that.
Yeah, his trachea is what’s wrong. Just that.

The masculinity that once made Bruce Jenner‘s face so handsome has long since been surgically or otherwise excised (along with his athleticism, pride and original nose). As if that weren’t enough, now there’s this:

Bruce Jenner is flattening his Adam’s Apple … TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … the Olympian met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today for a consultation for a procedure called a Laryngeal Shave — which smooths out the Adam’s Apple.

The procedure is typically done on patients who are in the first stage of gender reassignment, but Bruce tells TMZ that is NOT the case with him. He says, “I just never liked my trachea.”

We know this is Bruce’s second visit to the office.

I … but he … what?

Is “I just never liked my trachea” the new “I’d look so much better with bigger boobs”? What man gives enough of a shit about the appearance of his Adam’s Apple to consider having it surgically shaved? And is Kris Jenner using the leftovers to build her own?

SO MANY QUESTIONS.