Sydney Leathers’ Porno Co-Star May Have Exposed Her to HIV

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Vivid Entertainment

This week the San Fernando Valley went into panic mode after porn performer Cameron Bay tested positive for HIV, resulting in a huge industry-wide shitstorm. You may never have heard of this chick, but here’s why we’re talking about her: It turns out that the last scene she shot was with Xander Corvus, the guy who provided Anthony Weiner‘s weiner for Sydney Leather’s hardcore debut, Vivid’s “Weiner and Me.” (And the award for most uses of “weiner” in one sentence goes to …)

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David Cassidy Nailed For Drunk Driving

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Keith Partridge took that whole “c’mon get happy” thing too literally and was pinched for DUI early this morning in New York after driving around with his high beams on (probably searching for members of the Brady family to run down).

The arresting officer smelled alcohol on the 64-year-old Cassidy’s breath and administered a field sobriety test, which you aren’t legally obligated to take, but David did anyway because self-incrimination is his god-given American right. Then he blew a .1 and was swept away to the drunk tank and eventually released on a $2,500 bail.

We can’t help but feel he could have gotten off if he had looked the officer square in the eyes and belted out:

“I think I’m wasted
So what am I so afraid of?
I’m afraid that I’m not sure of
What I want to eat now.”

Anyway. This incident is exacerbated by the fact that he had a prior DUI in Florida a few years ago, making this one a felony. You can view video of that stop below.

Sydney Leathers Goes to Porno School, Makes a Sex Tape for Graduation

Vivid Entertainment
Vivid Entertainment

Sydney Leathers, the woman who rocketed to the D-list after it was revealed that New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner was sending her pictures of his little namesake, is officially a porn star.

Leathers released a tape in early August (understanding 15 minutes go by very fast, she didn’t waste time), but it was a boring solo video where she diddled herself on a couch or something Octo-mom style. Now, she’s stopped fucking around (or started?) and is opting for some hardcore penetration from the gentleman you see above, who’s making his sexiest face. (HE’S A PROFESSIONAL, PEOPLE.)

Lots of people criticize this decision, as they did when “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham made the same calculated choice. But really, when your skill set is picking out the right filter for pictures of your cooter or having babies out of wedlock … why not?

Plus, if you consider the fact that Sydney has already been moonlighting as a straight up prostitute, she’s basically doubled her income stream just by doing what she normally does. Score!

The XXX film, “Weiner and Me,” will be released under Vivid Entertainment’s “Vivid Celeb” imprint — putting Sydney among the questionable ranks of klassy ladies like Shauna Sand, Kim Kardashian, former professional wrestler Chyna Doll, and Tom Sizemore. (We’re sure that Sizemore tape is selling super well.)

Hopefully the title is subsequently changed to “Weiner and I,” because that’s going to keep us up nights.

Lady Gaga Had a Twitter Slapfight With Perez Hilton. Oh, and She Really Wants You To Buy Her New Single.

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Perezhilton.com. Unfortunately.

These are troubling times in the Gaga kingdom. As you may or may not already know, Lady Gaga‘s new album ARTPOP looks to be about as in demand as the complete series of The Chevy Chase Show on Blu-ray. And desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Thomas Gibson, Star of ‘Criminal Minds,’ Didn’t Use His and Wound Up Getting Catfished

Thomas Gibson, star of “Criminal Minds” (previously seen as Greg in “Dharma and Greg” whenever I accidentally forgot to shut off the TV and it just came on – I SWEAR), is probably wishing he was more like his uptight television personas after a video he shot for an anonymous internet stranger was leaked. Apparently playing an FBI agent doesn’t mean you have the investigative skills of one.

In the video — shot during Christmastime last year — the married Gibson sits in a Utah hot tub alone and laments the fact that no one wants to soak with him and awkwardly talks about how beautiful it is there. Alone. You half-expect to hear the Charlie Brown sad music queue up in the background.

Gibson allegedly met the video’s recipient on Twitter, where she initiated correspondence using an account with a fake profile picture. That blossomed into a two-year online relationship with the star.

She now claims she exchanged multiple dirty videos and images with him — except hers were stolen from porn sites. Although her identity hasn’t been revealed, she says she’s 27 and from North Dakota. (Leaving a chance she’s Wilford Brimley, or maybe Jenna Elfman trying to ensnare him into Dianetics.)

After Gibson found out his sexting partner’s photos were fake (which took a whole fucking minute of research on Google Images), he allegedly had his legal representation demand she leave him alone to make himself look like even less of a buffoon. So now, like any entrepreneurial American, she’s going public!

Before he killed his Twitter page earlier tonight, his account bio read, “CBS wants me to keep a Twitter account. Last time didn’t go so well. Let’s see what happens over the next 2 years.” And when a follower asked for his side of the TMZ story, he insisted the video was “spliced.”

Let’s go to the judges.

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Happy Birthday, Madonna. Knock It Off.

Today, August 17th, is Madonna’s 55th birthday. That makes this as good an occasion as any to point out that Madge is morphing into an amalgamation of every young and potentially threatening pop star that crosses her path. In a bid to claw her way back to the top of the relevancy pile, Madonna has begun to systematically take on the attributes of her competition, sort of like in The Thing From Another World, only far more frightening.

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I Watched ‘The Canyons’ So You Don’t Have To

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“The Canyons” is one of those mythical projects you hear echoes about in film circles but never actually expect to see in real life. A film from Paul Schrader, director of “American Gigolo,” written by unabashed curmudgeon Brett Easton Ellis? Starring Lindsay Lohan and sperm magnate James Deen?

Surely that doesn’t exist. Surely that would never be a thing. But it does, and it is.

The film opens with a series of stills of abandoned and closed cinemas of greater Los Angeles — long forgotten evidence of Hollywood’s heyday. They represent a time when going to the movies was an event and not just something you pulled up on your phone while on a long subway ride. If you love film as I do, this thing’s already depressing.

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Lady Gaga Defends Burqa-Wearing Murderers

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Lady Gaga has been squirreled away in a secret, subterranean bunker in the Adirondacks, pouring cereal all over herself and binge eating working hard on her new album, ARTPOP. (A concept album about a very pretentious soda. I’m looking at you, Fresca.) Now a demo for the album’s first single has conveniently “leaked,” just as people were no longer giving two shits about Lady Gaga.

The song, “Burqa,” is a completely incoherent mess, with Gaga grumbling through the verses in that feigned accent she did on Born This Way’s “Americano” — but this time it’s almost as if she’s doing a Jim Varney impression or gargling sandpaper.

The lyrics detail the story of a woman who murders someone in the desert, sleeps with multiple men who have big penises, doesn’t get caught (possibly because of that burqa disquise) and then proceeds to lure more men with her irresistible, pseudo-Middle Eastern charm.

Here’s a sample:

I’m not a wandering slave
I am a woman of choice
My veil is protection for the gorgeousness of my face
You want to fancy me cause there’s always one man to love
But in the bedroom,
The size of them’s more than enough

Do you wanna see me naked, lover?
Do you wanna peak underneath the cover?
Do you wanna see the girl who lives behind the aura, behind the aura?

Bob Dylan is definitely jelly.

Is the song supposed to promote tolerance of other cultures and show they’re good people? Because having someone in a burqa commit murder and stuff the body in a car trunk doesn’t exactly get the job done. Plus, it isn’t cutting edge. (We’ve all seen “24,” Gaga.)

No telling whether this will return Gaga’s profile to its old prominence, but let’s hope so. Because otherwise we’re stuck with Flock of Seagulls Miley Cyrus.

Amanda Bynes’ New Name Is Disabled. Gravely Disabled.

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Remember that time TMZ reported that all the drugs mashed up into Amanda Bynes‘ daily bowl of peanut butter and marijuana were working and she was getting better? None of that was true at all.

In fact, doctors deemed it necessary to extend Mander’s psych hold for another 30 days, saying she is “gravely disabled.” Meanwhile, her parents have been granted temporary conservatorship so they can make sure she doesn’t spend any more money on electric socks or bong footballs. TMZ reports:

The conservatorship not only covers Amanda’s personal well-being, it gives her mom the ability to manage her finances.  Amanda’s $4 million savings have been rapidly depleted, though it’s unclear what she’s been spending money on.  The judge cautioned the parents not to make any significant deals without consulting with Amanda’s lawyer.

This judge is worried about her parents making a deal with … who? Maybe there’s a pet accelerant company just waiting for an endorsement. Meanwhile, Amanda’s lawyer is busy googling how much plane tickets to Uruguay cost this time of year.

So the moral of the story is that if you’re rich, you can go all over the country running people over and assaulting random strangers like a methed-out Tasmanian devil and your reign of terror will only be stopped once you endanger an animal.

‘Canyons’ Director Paul Schrader Says Lindsay Lohan Is a Talented Psychopath

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Remember Paul Schrader? That guy who brought you “American Gigolo” and the insanely popular “Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist”? Well, now that he’s realized no one wants to see his latest effort, “The Canyons,” starring Lindsay Lohan (see: drug addict) and James Deen (see: porn star), he’s started the obligatory press tour, telling behind-the-scenes drama about Lindsay snorting cocaine off the backs of baby elephants while wearing a rain poncho being Lindsay.

“Tardiness, unpredictability, tantrums, absences, neediness, psychodrama—yes, all that, but something more,” Schrader told Film Comment magazine. “That thing that keeps you watching someone on screen, that thing you can’t take your eyes off of, that magic, that mystery.”

Alright, Paul. I’m no expert, but I believe the word you are desperately searching for here is “tits.” There’s nothing mysterious about them (except maybe why we don’t have more public monuments dedicated to the subject).

But then he raised the pretentious shittiness to a whole new level, directly comparing Lohan to Marilyn Monroe.

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