Pamela Anderson Married the Guy From the Paris Hilton Sex Tape. Again.

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Once upon a time, Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon, that dude from the Paris Hilton sex tape. Months later that marriage was annulled, with both of them citing fraud. But since true love never dies, Pam said she still slept with Rick — because really, who could resist?

Now they’ve officially remarried, setting the initial stages of the apocalypse into motion.

Pam showed up to one of Sean Penn‘s galas for Haiti — remember Haiti? — over the weekend rocking a huge-ass diamond alongside her new pixie cut, much to the chagrin and yawns of everyone.

Anderson told E! that she and her former/current hubby (and former/future ex-hubby) are pleased, adding, “Our families are very happy and that’s all that matters.”

Well, we can’t say we have high hopes for this (start your betting pools), but if Pam’s happy, we’re happy for her.

Regardless, you may now begin building your arks.

Pam Anderson Is Still Banging Rick Salomon

Pamela Anderson seems like a nice lady who just makes terrible life decisions – particularly when it comes to romance. And her career. But she’s nice enough.

So when she was on “Ellen” yesterday she admitted to the world that she’s still shacking up with ex-husband Rick Salomon (of slimy, “selling-Paris-Hilton’s-sex-tape-without-telling-Paris” fame).

“I’d say we’re best friends… with benefits,” Pam told Ellen DeGeneres, changing her figurative Facebook relationship status to “It’s Complicated.”

Pam and Rick married in 2007 and promptly annulled it a few months later because it was a terrible idea. Now they’ve drifted back to teach other because both of their names are sort of marred and icky, and Pam’s happy that way, telling Ellen:

“I don’t think I want to meet anybody else… We’re happy.”

Awww.

Start the office betting pool for how long it will last this time. We’ll take Rick running into Lindsay Lohan in a seedy Los Angeles nightclub for $500, Alex.