Jenna Jameson Put Out a Digital Hit on Her Ex-Assistant

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Reigning-but-retired porn queen Jenna Jameson has done some dirty things in her life. But none of them can match what the denizens of 4chan’s /b/ board, a wretched hive of scum and villainy, have accomplished in their short span on Earth. So when Jenna needed help tracking someone down, that’s exactly where she went:

Hi Guys, it’s me, Jenna Jameson and I am having a really bad night. My ex assistant who goes by the name of redacted turned out to be a con artist. I do not know if redacted is his last name.

I finally found him out and fired him… Since he was previed [sic] to my personal information such as passwords he reset and probably deleted my twitter @jennajameson and has also removed all pictures of me and him from my instagram.

He is completely fucking with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. I am in the process of consolidating and resetting all my passwords. I will be attaching images of him shortly.

Chan residents greeted the message with an appropriate level of incredulity, and even though Jenna wrote “Please ‘no tits or GTFO” — a staple of the board — they said it anyway, demanding a naked photo before going onward with the investigation. She complied, snapping photos of her rack (which has held up remarkably well, considering her face is melting Bruce Jenner-style) as well as some of her in lingerie partaking in the “shoe on head” meme.

Within an hour, as per usual, the internet gumshoes took the images Jenna provided and retrieved a social security number, last known address, last place of employment and a credit score for the rogue assistant. (This is called “doxxing,” or gathering documents on a given target, and 4chan is fantastic at it.)

After receiving what she was looking for, she posted one more picture of her ass just to thank her personal not-so-private eyes.

The question remains: What, exactly, does Jenna plan to do once she finds this guy? Will we possibly see a return of the brass knuckle iPhone case? It’s too soon to tell.

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Jenna Jameson Will Now Show You Her Boobs Again

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In 2008, back when Jenna Jameson still looked like Jenna Jameson, she officially retired from porn and swore to never return to the industry. In 2013, a few arrests and a destructive relationship later, she’s back. Kinda.

Jen’s had a higher profile recently. She inked a three-book deal and went around promoting the first entry in a complete stupor. She’s also done a shit ton of interviews, including appearing on Oprah’s “Where Are They Now?” to reaffirm that she’d never go back to porn.

Despite a promise to her children to “never, ever, ever go back,” Jameson has been webcamming for regular schlubs like you and me and probably your father (sorry).

When asked by TMZ about why she’s come back, she said:

“My motivation is taking care of my family, and having fun, and meeting all my fans.”

“Family” can be an excuse for anything. Maybe Jenna’s been taking lessons from Walter White.

ClubJenna, her company, was at one time a towering porn empire. But now that we’re in the future, people have realized they don’t have to pay for pornography. Plus, since Jenna’s retired, there’s no longer the niche advantage of having her exclusively. And everybody’s gotta eat.

Is this hypocritical? It’s sort of a grey area. Because there’s certainly a difference between a 3-way with two Brazilian dudes and sitting in front of a laptop in your living room. It may be semantics, but your definition of pornography will probably make that determination.

Meanwhile, if you’re keeping track, Traci Lords received glowing reviews for her performance in last year’s horror-dramedy “Excision” without having to web cam for strangers.
 

Jenna Jameson’s ‘Good Day New York’ Appearance Could Have Gone Better

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Jenna Jameson has been going through a pretty tough time lately. It appears that juggling a vicious divorce and claims of physical abuse, being barred from seeing her children and trying to pedal a new book is kind of taking its toll. And when she appeared on FOX’s “Good Day New York” to promote said book, she wasn’t quite on her A-game.

Jen slurred her way through the interview, which quickly turned into a Q&A about how she got into the adult film industry and how she felt about it – even though she already wrote a separate bestselling book about that – because anchor Greg Kelly is a dolt.

The book is another sexual discovery novel, which everyone’s jumped on board with after the success of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Literally. She isn’t even the first porn star to toss her hat into the ring. It’s standard stuff.

But this Jenna wasn’t anything like that feisty, articulate Jenna who kicked Bill O’reilly‘s ass on air years ago. It looks like she spent her flight from LA continually hugging the stewardess’ vodka trolley, popped a Xanax and then sauntered into the studio.

Jen’s struggled with substance abuse in the past, but it’s also worth noting that she appeared on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” two days ago and was chipper and responsive and accounts say she was prompt and courteous at that Barnes and Noble book signing she plugged.

Even though both she and Tito Ortiz have their problems, a one-off like this isn’t enough to sway us off our previous statements on the matter. Hopefully she gets well soon, and hopefully these “Fifty Shades” knockoffs will die and burn in hell for all eternity.