Gwen Stefani Is Tabloid-Pregnant

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Tabloids are sometimes like little kids in that they lie a lot, even when they don’t have to, simply to see what they can get away with. And every now and then, they actually tell the truth — just to keep you on your toes. So maybe In Touch Weekly is right when it says Gwen Stefani is expecting her third child with hubs Gavin Rossdale.

I mean, she went out in public wearing baggy pants with her midriff covered, so it must be true. (As far as tabloids go, this type of confirmation is second only to being photographed with one’s hand on one’s belly.)

For those of you keeping score at home, Gwen’s a few years older than she looks — she’s 43 and already has two little boys, but she’s in such slammin’ shape that her body could probably easily handle another pregnancy. Plus the whole “I’m old enough to have a daughter who could be knocked up at the same time I am” thing is tres chic in Hollywood circles right now. (Right, Halle?)

Anyway, In Touch’s trusty sources say Gwen and Gavin are psyched but she’s “having a hard time with morning sickness” so she’s “just trying to focus on resting right now.”

If the story’s true, maybe she’ll finally get a daughter she can dress up like her very own Harajuku Girl until the kid rebels in really the only way you can against a rock star mother: wearing twin sets, joining the Young Republicans and filling her iPod with Nickelback.

And if the story’s NOT true, well … that’s what Gwen gets for wearing baggy clothes in public during her fertile years.