Catherine Zeta-Jones Might Be Back on the Market. Fellas?

Now you, too, can become a chair for Catharine Zeta-Jones.

Now you too can become a chair for Catherine Zeta-Jones

After 13 years of being married and grossing everybody out, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have separated. Possibly because her vagina gave him cancer.

Douglas, 68, and Zeta-Jones, 43, were last photographed together April 22, and have been going through some rough patches lately. Catherine’s battled bipolar disorder for years, and back in 2010, Michael was diagnosed with (questionably obtained) oral cancer. The ensuing stress, a source told PEOPLE, has “taken a toll” on the marriage.

The couple has two children together (Dylan, 13, and Carys, 10) and a close family friend tells the magazine the kids come first, saying, “[Michael and Catherine] want the best for [them], no matter what happens.”

In the meantime, Catherine’s days will no longer be filled with driving Michael to the park to play chess or watching DVR’d episodes of “Downton Abbey.” ┬áPlus, there’s still hope for reconciliation.

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