Justin Bieber and his posse of dolts were flying cross-country this week, and when they pulled up to the airport in their Biebermobile, the pilot of their private jet told TMZ that smoke billowed out to the point where he “almost had to put on an oxygen mask.”
“It was like ‘Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke,’” the pilot said. But probably a lot less funny.
During the flight the Biebs’ buddies smoked Swisher Sweets (even though they can afford nice Churchill cigars) because they’re pansies. Or so they could get a wicked buzz on the sly. Choose your own adventure.
And while Bieber didn’t smoke, he allegedly appeared to be “baked out of his mind.” So much so that when the pilot asked him to sign a credit card authorization, Justin replied, “Huh, what? Who am I signing this for?’”
Is Justin Bieber even a musician at this point? What kind of a world are we living in where Britney Spears looks like this and Justin Bieber is the one inhaling entire bags of Cool Ranch Doritos?
Is this what you want to do with your life, kid? Suck down Peppermint Schnapps and try to call Morocco at two in the morning? That’s senseless. But that’s what happens, man.