Farrah Abraham’s Million-Dollar Porno Was Actually Only Worth 10K

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After Farrah Abraham — mother and feminist extraordinaire — made a big deal about pretending her porno was a “private tape” that she was hesitant to sell to distributors after a “leak,” her publicity machine began spreading rumors that Vivid paid her $1 million for the footage. But it turns out her vagina and/or anus are not that valuable — because the real amount she netted was a measly $10,000.

FOX News (a network that knows a little something about assholes) broke the story, speaking with an insider who burst Farrah’s delusional bubble:

“In reality she (Farrah) got $10,000 upfront and 30 percent of sales, minus the cost of production. The entire celebrity sex video genre is a lot of unsubstantiated marketing with very little truth behind it…. It’s all publicity.  It’s all hype.”

So she wasn’t even making Belladonna numbers, let alone Jenna Jameson numbers. (You should probably consider that before shelling out $40 for a rubber replica of Farrah’s vag or her bullshit raspberry weight loss pills.)

The story goes on to report that Tami Erin (aka Pippi Longcocking) received the same offer. The only difference is nobody’s tired of her yet.

You’re okay for now, Tami. But Farrah? You’re on notice.