So the 2014 Golden Globe awards are over, but as per usual, the evening had its share of WTF/holy shit/GIF-able moments because booze. If you missed the show but want to pretend you didn’t, here’s what your friends are probably talking about today.
1. Jennifer Lawrence Videobombed Taylor Swift
Then she joked about pushing her down the stairs, during which Taylor gave a rare shoutout to her haters.
But then we found out JLaw and Taylor are actually pals who text on the regular, and suddenly the whole world made no sense at all.
2. One Network Got a Crash Course in ‘Fun Facts’
During the red carpet show, someone at E! lost their damned minds and flashed this when Michael J. Fox was on camera:
Uhhhh that’s not fun. That’s not fun at all.
The gaffe quickly became a meme — and E! later issued a mea culpa, saying in a statement, “We regret the insensitive classification of Michael J Fox’s Parkinson’s diagnosis during our Eonline live stream. We understand the serious nature of the disease and sincerely apologize.”
(Still no apology for “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” though.)
3. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Were Great. (Derp.)
Their second of at least three Globes hosting stints proved their brilliance last year wasn’t a fluke. (But really, anyone familiar with either of them shouldn’t be surprised.) Here are their best bits, courtesy of Vulture.
But if you can’t watch that, this joke is the only one you need:
4. Jacqueline Bisset Seemed Like She’d Be Fun to Party With
Jacqueline Bisset‘s win for Best Supporting Actress in a TV Series, Miniseries, or Movie for “Dancing on the Edge” was a stunner, but no one was more shocked than she was.
And after a trek to the stage that required GPS, a zip line and at least four Sherpas (srsly, Golden Globes, how’s about next year we put the nominees up front instead of in a trailer in the parking lot), she gave a loopy, rambling speech that immediately made her a trending topic on Twitter.
5. Emma Thompson Became Everyone’s Lord and Savior
Midway through the show, the typically very regal Emma Thompson took the stage to hand out a Globe. But with a martini glass in one hand and her Louboutins in the other, she gave off the air of someone who’d been forced to take a business call in the middle of a party. The number of effs she did not give was beyond measure.
I love her so.
6. Mia and Ronan Farrow Threw Shade at Woody Allen
None of them were even there, but when Woody Allen got a lifetime achievement award (accepted by Diane Keaton because Woody never shows up for these things), his ex Mia Farrow and her son Ronan (who’s also legally Woody’s son but everyone knows he’s actually Frank Sinatra’s kid) had a little something to say about it on Twitter.
Mia took the high road:
But Ronan? Mmmmmnot so much.
And there you have it. (For a total wrap-up of all the night’s events, this is a good place to start.)